Bad blogging.

I am not good at blogging. This never bothered me until I decided I want to stop being embarassed about my blog. I have strategized to improve my blog based on the preferences of follow. I will change to satisfy my followers.

1. Numbered lists. They illude the reader into thinking they're learning an unfathomable fact.
2. Short posts. They feel productive when they can read two posts in 5 minutes.
3. Photos. They feel even more productive when they scroll SO far down the page quickly.
4. Predicatable content. They want to know what is coming next and what to expect.
5. Witty title. They want to impress friends by off-handly mentioning the blog they follow.